I’m a day late and a dollar short. You’ve probably already seen it, but here are a few quotes I liked.

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That’s a good idea, Dr. Faggot.


Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.